a white lie

last sunday,
when a friend of mine went to bengkel,
i went to have my law class.
reached there bout 8am.
well, once all paperworks were done,
i waited in the room.
tick-tock-tick-tock.
time was fossilizing. ==
i was too bored.
nothing much i could do but to go out for a LITTLE walk.
(the compound wasn't much to walk though. lol.)
i sat outside at the corridor.
then suddenly, while i was day dreaming and resting my eyes(wth i wake up early everyday!),
there came a voice,

"小姐，可以跟你做个朋友吗？"

when i turned my head around.
WHAT?!

!@#$%

i wasn't sure who the hell this guy is.
i'm not sure whether he is a malay or what.
but a malay that could speak chinese that fluent?
i doubt that.
hey wait, i remember now,
he was the one that sat in the front of my right hand side,
who kept turning his head to my direction.
he was the one who was smoking outside just now!
looked like a typical pilak. urgh, annoying.
and he's now holding out his nokia handphone,
asking whether we could be friends? lols.

HELL NO! ==

i didn't even want to talk to him.
but there was nothing i could do.
my instructor left and there wasn't even a single soul there that i know!
i just shook my head and smiled back to him politely.
but hor,
sometimes there are some guys who doesn't get it, don't they?

"小姐,可不可以跟你做个朋友呢?"

i turned my head to the opposite direction and continue ignoring him.
well, i'm not sure whether this guy has a complete set of mind of what.
i'd given him the rejection light twice and he doesn't understand kah? ==
i'd thought of leaving immediately.
but, my thick skull reminded me that i was the one who got to this bench first,
and that the one should be leaving was him!!

"小姐?小姐?"

in the end, i couldn't stand him disturbing me relaxing.
afterall, it was such a lovely sunny day.
and i couldn't stand his smoke aroma. ==

"小姐,可不可以做个朋友哦?我不会sms你的"

ok now, i have to say: 对于这种东西,老娘可不是菜鸟.说不会sms我是不是?很好,反正老娘现在也闲着没事做,就跟你玩到底!

"errmmm..."

and the guy looked me in a very innocent way, which was actually kind disgusting.==

"你..为什么想要跟我做朋友呢？..是因为...你现在..没有事情做吗？..还是...你害怕你等下会无聊？"

"哈哈.没有啦,小姐.我的兴趣是认识朋友嘛.纯粹这样子而已."

"哦."

"那你可不可以给我你的电话号码呢?"

"哦,可以啊.不过这支手机(took my phone out and dayang-dayang xia),的号码是我妈妈的o..."

"...这样啊..."

"那个真得不是你的手机meh?"

"不是lar,这是我妈妈借我今天用的.."

and then his face tells me he doesn't believe me. and i continued:

"..我很乖的,不用手机的.."

and i immediately showed my angelic and innocent face.
ahaha. this is sooooo much fun! XD

"啊?你今年几岁了哦?"

"17咯"

"哦.."

"降你eh?几年几岁了?"

"18"

"ei?做么你现在才来上课的?"

"因为今天放假,比较得空咯"

i wasnt asking about that lar. ==

"oh~~那么做么你今年18岁才来考的?通常别人17岁就快快来考的ah.."

*showing that i'm very interested to know*

"Oh, 因为我去年还在KL罢.."

"ouuu~~~~"

yeah right, as i really do believe you. you might have just got out from prison or what. ==

"...那你有没有家里电话哦?"

"harr? 你降要meh?"

the thing here is, he nodded and showing a very 尴尬 emotion!
hahaha, really that desperate a?
ok, this is gonna be more and more interesting. keke.

"harr?可是这样很奇怪哦.."

"不用紧的..我不会一直打给你的..."

"harr....ermmm....aiks....hmmnnnn..."

"小姐,不要害羞了啦.."

wah, me? shy? haha. you really don't know who you're dealing with ya? lols.

"Ou,...mmn..ok la..088..."

"088.."

"257"

"277"

"577"

"557"

ahahaha. lmao.
here, i thought,
GOD, being up there must be really having fun, watching this dramatic scene! XDD
i actually did tell him the right digits.
but thanks to my voice, he misheard it.
lols. noob. 0xp.

"那小姐,你叫什么名字啊?我应该叫你什么呢?"

"mmn...你叫我lokie就行了..."

and then i saw him pressed the keypad, starting with numerical number 7.
haha, i guess he typed me as 'rocky'.
later on, i saw that the officer was going into the room.
and i KINDLY asked him,

"hey, 要进去了.你不进吗?"

before waiting for his answer, i ran off into the room,
and immediately, it's now time for performing arts to be expressed.
i sat down back to my sit and opened the book,
acting i was so into it until i cant hear that "pisssst-pissst" sound of his.

patience, lokehsin. patience.
after some moment, i looked up.
and phew~ he'd moved to the front.

today had been an experience for me.
i kept thinking about the whole interaction.
then i realised i've been doing a dangerous thing!
no friends there, all malay.
there would be no one to help me if i really got into trouble!
wow. i was so lucky.
during the lunch break time, i quickly left for canteen and bought a coke.
and waited a while when the guy reached canteen, i have to make sure he's gonna order something to eat.
by then, i'm sure he'll sit down at the canteen. and then, i can run away~
coke, is sometimes a saviour. haha.

talking with a total stranger in such a stranger-environment, is totally not a wise thing to do.
especially when the conversation is too long.
NOT A SINGLE PERSONAL DETAIL SHOULD BE REVEALED THROUGHOUT THE CONVERSATION.
luckily that guy was half deaf. if not, me and my family might have to suffer harassment. =(
and who knows? he might be a criminal, a gangster, who just got out from jail.
well, no one would know. =S

i'm just here to say that,
PALS, if you encounter this kind of situations, please do not do what i'd did, ok?
it's not as funny as it seems.
and it's not wise.