[S2A] random HAHA event

during the moral and sejarah lessons today,
me, rowena, and nelson was chit-chatting.

we chatted from gifts,
to love,
to holidays,
to maths,
to fiction,
to jokes,
to arts,
to Giddens,
to knives,
and then,
to masturbate.

we were quarreling about this matter.
because nelson said something that meant knives are for self defence("自慰" in chinese).
which i heard was masturbate(which is also "zi wei" in chinese too).
normally, people here dont often use the "自慰" to mean self defence.
we usually say, "bao3 hu4 zi4 ji3" meaning, to protect ourselves.
so, i think it's not because i'm horny or what.
but it's really true that i made me think of that word(masturbating).
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anyway,
we(me and nelson) were still arguing about it.
then we decided to let a 3rd party to clarify.
and then we asked yty. and then rowena.
well,
seems like rowena doesnt know the existence of masturbating.
we were like,
"huh?! you don't understand a?"
cause we thought that masturbating would be a general knowledge for boys and girls of our age.

then nevermind.
we decided to ask our class monitor, charlene.
nelson: "Charlene, do you know what is masturbate?"
charlene: "what? masterbat?"
nelson: "ya, masturbate."
charlene:
"oh ya. that one i know ah. 很大很大的床嘛~(a large sized bed)."

poof!
we were all laughing!
XD
we were talking about masturbate,
while charlene thought it was MASTERBED that we're talking about.

the incidence was too smooth, too hilarious, too impacted!
xp